A UFO crash in Iran

Ok so some blogger from Iran is reporting that a UFO crashed in the Eastern portion of the country. This one is a gem, so im gonna post most of the article... its a falling out of your chair laugh...

UFO in Iran, Green Reptiles, or Israelis? (Updated: 13 Jan II)

An unidentified object hit the ground in Kerman province, today early in the morning local time. According to Raja and Fars, a source in Kerman governor’s office stated “the object was observed by people, before it crashed into mountains, while it was smoking”, he continued “meteors do not send out smoke.” Also, a source in the office stated, “the source of the explosion was seen in a few towns before the incident and it is very likely to have hit the earth in Siraj, 100 kilometers far from Kerman.” Emphasizing that it could have been a spy plane, he added “helicopters have been dispatched to the region and are analyzing the incident”. He also stated “there are rumors that a few days ago a similar object was observed in Rafsanjan [a city in Kerman]”.

Jam-e Jam writesthat no airplane is reported missing. Quoting political-security deputy of Keman governer, Nasrollahi, Isnarepots “the explosion which has taken place in Lalezar-Baft hillside has been probably caused by a foreign cargo plane and foreign companies are being asked for a missing plane.” The timing of the event has been reported to be 6:30am local time, when “a bright light was seen and then the impact came along. Then, for a few minutes white smoke was seen in the sky, close to Lalezar hillside…” Nasrollahi also added “after six hours from the explosion, its source is still unknown and because the area is mountainous, the search may take even longer”. He concluded, “no domestic or international company has reported a missing plane and our radars have not detected anything.”

Six hours later, Jam-e Jam talkedto the same official. This time, he denied any report about a spy or cargo plane. He added, “experts say there has been a similar incident about thirty years ago in Kerman, the cause of which has been found to be a meteor.” He has also had nothing to say about the physical shape of the observed object, according to Jam-e Jam.

Ok now it gets even better... some of the comments posted below the entry...

gholi Says:
January 11th, 2007 at 10:12 am

I’m sure these are the holy angles and exteratersial friends of Israelis who are trying to help them dominate the world, through waging an Islamic jihad against Europe and the world so that Imam Mahdi can be the ruler of the whole universe and force everyone to become a Moslem! There is secret information that that these extratersials eat and drink Uranium for their sustenance, hence their effort to get close to nuclear facilities.
Why isn’t the government accusing Israel this time? They probably don’t want the people to hate them more for constangly threating Israel with destruction which makes Israel want to defend itself and save itself from destruction by striking first.

Baahhhh ha ha ha.... this is good stuff... I mean you cant make this shit up... the next dozen or so quotes are all debating weather Israeli UFO's would have English or Hebrew text written on the sides of them...

UPDATE: Reuters has a new photo of the object in mid flight... apparently there were more than one