Tuesday, January 30, 2007

One for the no shit file

From FOX News:

DONALDSONVILLE, La. — A 10-year-old's grandmother and great-grandmother were arrested after the girl tested positive twice for cocaine
The child, who had been living with Angela Motton, 42, and Patricia Motton, 57, of Donaldsonville, has been placed in foster care, Ascension Parish Sheriffs Office Chief Deputy Tony Bacala said Monday.
The first test was a routine drug test administered Jan. 10 at Ascension Parish Alternative School, he wrote in a news release. A second test was positive, as were tests given to the Mottons, he said.
They were booked Friday with cruelty to a juvenile, contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile, and distribution of cocaine, Bacala said.
Angela Motton was also booked with possession of cocaine and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Bond for Angela Motton was set at $55,286 and for Patricia Motton at $45,000, Bacala said.
Ok so lets look a little deeper here...

first the great-grandmother... a woman that gave birth to a daughter at the ripe old age of 15... in 1964....

next the grandmother... at age 42, she has a 10 year old granddaughter... so she was 32 when the granddaughter was born... at maximum, her daughter is 20 years old which means that she had a daughter at 12... if her daughter was 21, then she was a mother at 11 years old and so on...

at best at least one of the women in this family was a mother at an age younger than 14...

is anyone surprised that there is heavy drug use in the family??? this is what happens when idiots reproduce... im willing to bet that grandma and great-grandma both have prior records and im also pretty sure that the reason that the 10 year old was living with them is that her mom is in jail somewhere... im afraid in a situation like this, the only way that any good could happen would be for the 10 year old to be adopted by a family with morals and for mom, grandma and great-grandma to be locked up for ever... i know that sounds harsh.. but 3 generations of the family haven't learned how to function in the normal world, so why not break the cycle and make it so that the 10 year old at least has a functional life as a good member of society... Read more!

Im back

Sorry, its been a while, ive been unmotivated, dealing with work and prepping for the launch of Windows Vista. Read more!

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Jack Bauer melts

I heard about this one on the radio this morning and laughed my ass off

From CelebertySpider:

Kiefer Sutherland Set Fire to Jack Bauer Doll Prototype 1/15/07

Kiefer Sutherland only has himself to blame for the delay of his 24 action figure - he set fire to the prototype during a drunken night out.

The action man's new figure has been developed by McFarlane Toys and will hit stores later this year (07), but the mini-Jack Bauer should have hit shelves much earlier.

Sutherland explains, "They tried to come out with one a couple of years ago and they had sent me the doll for my approval... We took the doll out for a night to have some fun and we'd had some drinks. We sat it on the corner of the table.

"We started torturing him around 11 o'clock at night, and, by two o'clock in the morning, we had set him on fire in the parking lot.

"We got up the next day and there was just this puddle of wax. His clothes didn't burn, which I thought was pretty cool... and then I got a call the next day saying, 'Did you like the doll?' I said, 'Yeah, it was great.' And they said, 'Well, OK, good, you gotta send it back to us because that was the prototype... It took that guy a year to make it.'

"I said, 'Well, let me look for it, I think I left it in the trailer.' This went on for about a week and then I had to just kinda come clean."
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Sunday, January 14, 2007

Ut, Oh! They are watching my bank account

From FOX News:

The Pentagon and to a lesser extent the CIA have been using a little-known power to look at the banking and credit records of hundreds of Americans and others suspected of terrorism or espionage within the United States, officials said Saturday.

I guess ill have to stop buying all that beer... The Pentagon admitted that the DoD and other select law enforcement agencies are watching financial records of US citizens in anti-terror surveillance programs... I can hear the whiners now... How dare they... Id like to see anyone of the people that whine, bitch and moan about programs like this actually prove that any of their rights were violated... Frankly I don't care... If they want to monitor my subscriptions to online games, my purchases on NewEgg and my occasional night at the bar... Go for it... If you can show me even one person that is arrested, detained, or killed because of information gathered in this kind of a program that didn't do anything wrong... Ill change my mind... Until then... search away boys! Read more!

We are being invaded

From FOX News:

BISBEE, Ariz. — An unidentified Mexican man has been shot and killed by a Border Patrol agent in the United States just over the frontier near Naco, authorities said Sunday.

The Cochise County Sheriffs Office and the Border Patrol's Sector headquarters said the shooting took place Friday. Lt. Commander Mark Dannels of the Sheriffs Office said the confrontation began as a rock-throwing incident.

Good, one less criminal for the US to deal with. See folks, this is why you don't throw rocks at people that have guns on their hips

Oh, wait... It gets sooo much better... The Mexican Government is bitching and moaning about the whole thing...
In Mexico, the Foreign Relations Department condemned the shooting on Saturday, which it said was about 550 yards north of the Mexico border.

"The department expresses its profound concern over this kind of disproportionate violence that results in the loss of human lives," the department said in a news release. "Above all, when force is used against people who do not represent a threat to United States authorities."
Ok, first of all I'm not really sure that I give a flying unicorns ass about the loss of life of a person that was stupid enough to throw rocks at an armed officer... And I'm not really sure that I give a damn what the Mexican Government thinks about law enforcement actions that take place inside the borders of this country.

The fact of the matter is, we had a foreign national cross our borders with the intent of committing a crime. (and to probably defraud the US government too) During his criminal act of invading this country, he became violent and attacked a lawful officer tasked with protecting the sovereignty of this country. Said officer then used deadly force to prevent the invasion of this country by a violent foreign national... sounds to me like the officer should get a medal and a pay raise... perhaps a spot training other officers how to shoot so well... Read more!

Public Forum on welfare

From Yet Another Conservative, Right Wing Blog

Guy posts a newspaper article calling for a public forum on welfare... The catch is, he wants to know why he has to pass a drug test to go out an earn money for the welfare system, but the welfare slobs don't have to pass a similar drug test to get the money...

I have to agree... Welfare is not supposed to be used as a crutch to keep you from having to work at all... it is to be used for a temporary help measure until you get back on your feet... Read more!

I'll take a plate of Jambalaya and a .45

News reports lately are showing that the murder rate in New Orleans is at a rate that is huge compared to the rest of the country... The problem is... You ready for this? No, I mean are you really ready? Ok, I hope you are sitting down for this one... The reason for the huge murder rate in New Orleans is so high because of a hurricane that hit the city 18 MONTHS! ago. Oh yeah!!!! You all remember the hurricane that was sent by the government to destroy the black communities... you know the one that the government used as an excuse to blow up the levies.

Yeah thats the one... and now its the governments fault that crime is so high... Whooo hoo... I'm gonna start blaming the government every time I run out of beer... You think ill get more???

Now I know that there were and still are decent, hardworking, god fearing people living and working in New Orleans... But the ones that looted the city and the ones that are committing these crimes are not... These people are human trash, they were trash long before they lived through a hurricane, and they will be trash until they die... They alone have the ability to better themselves and their city... They are continuously choosing not to...

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Terrorism and every day life

Don't think it can happen to you? Imagine, you are going about your life, walking down the street to get a cup of coffee. Or you are taking your kids to see a movie on a Saturday afternoon. Or you and your family meet at a restaurant for a nice mothers day dinner... Then, out of nowhere, Boom, flying glass, metal and wood pepper your face, you feel the hot stickiness as a trickle of blood forms on a cut... Smoke is all around, you can hardly see, the air is so thick that you start coughing... In the distance you hear a faint cry... It sounds like a child... Oh, god is it your child?? Where is your child... You start to panic... You are frantic now, you cant see, you stumble around on your hands and knees in the smoke, the shattered glass on the floor digs into your knees, but you don't care... You have a one track mind... You draw closer to the faint cries and discover that it isn't your child, it is an old woman, dying... You frantically look on desperate to find out if your own child suffers the same fate...

Ok, back to reality.... Guess what, it can happen... It has happened already to thousands of people... People who were going about their daily lives, minding their own business... People in New York, London, Madrid... How long before it hits home and things like what I described above happens in your city?

Here is a video of what happens...


Don't be naive enough to think that it cant happen in your home town... All the people in this video did wrong was to be minding their own business in the wrong place at the wrong time. This is from a surveillance camera in the Madrid airport taken only a few weeks ago. Read more!

A UFO crash in Iran

Ok so some blogger from Iran is reporting that a UFO crashed in the Eastern portion of the country. This one is a gem, so im gonna post most of the article... its a falling out of your chair laugh...

UFO in Iran, Green Reptiles, or Israelis? (Updated: 13 Jan II)

An unidentified object hit the ground in Kerman province, today early in the morning local time. According to Raja and Fars, a source in Kerman governor’s office stated “the object was observed by people, before it crashed into mountains, while it was smoking”, he continued “meteors do not send out smoke.” Also, a source in the office stated, “the source of the explosion was seen in a few towns before the incident and it is very likely to have hit the earth in Siraj, 100 kilometers far from Kerman.” Emphasizing that it could have been a spy plane, he added “helicopters have been dispatched to the region and are analyzing the incident”. He also stated “there are rumors that a few days ago a similar object was observed in Rafsanjan [a city in Kerman]”.

Jam-e Jam writesthat no airplane is reported missing. Quoting political-security deputy of Keman governer, Nasrollahi, Isnarepots “the explosion which has taken place in Lalezar-Baft hillside has been probably caused by a foreign cargo plane and foreign companies are being asked for a missing plane.” The timing of the event has been reported to be 6:30am local time, when “a bright light was seen and then the impact came along. Then, for a few minutes white smoke was seen in the sky, close to Lalezar hillside…” Nasrollahi also added “after six hours from the explosion, its source is still unknown and because the area is mountainous, the search may take even longer”. He concluded, “no domestic or international company has reported a missing plane and our radars have not detected anything.”

Six hours later, Jam-e Jam talkedto the same official. This time, he denied any report about a spy or cargo plane. He added, “experts say there has been a similar incident about thirty years ago in Kerman, the cause of which has been found to be a meteor.” He has also had nothing to say about the physical shape of the observed object, according to Jam-e Jam.
Ok now it gets even better... some of the comments posted below the entry...

gholi Says:
January 11th, 2007 at 10:12 am

I’m sure these are the holy angles and exteratersial friends of Israelis who are trying to help them dominate the world, through waging an Islamic jihad against Europe and the world so that Imam Mahdi can be the ruler of the whole universe and force everyone to become a Moslem! There is secret information that that these extratersials eat and drink Uranium for their sustenance, hence their effort to get close to nuclear facilities.
Why isn’t the government accusing Israel this time? They probably don’t want the people to hate them more for constangly threating Israel with destruction which makes Israel want to defend itself and save itself from destruction by striking first.

Baahhhh ha ha ha.... this is good stuff... I mean you cant make this shit up... the next dozen or so quotes are all debating weather Israeli UFO's would have English or Hebrew text written on the sides of them...

UPDATE: Reuters has a new photo of the object in mid flight... apparently there were more than one

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It's expensive to Jihad

From Doctor Bulldog:

This is a very long article about the changing situation in Iraq, im not going to go into too many details on the article, but one section sticks out at me and tells me that we are winning.

These days Rami gets most of his supplies from the new American-equipped Iraqi army. “We buy ammunition from officers in charge of warehouses, a small box of AK-47 bullets is $450 (£230). If the guy sells a thousand boxes he can become rich and leave the country.” But as the security situation deteriorates, Rami finds it increasingly difficult to travel across Baghdad. “Now I have to pay a Shia taxi driver to bring the ammo to me. He gets $50 for each shipment.”
The box of 700 bullets that Rami buys for $450 today would have cost between $150 and $175 a year ago. The price of a Kalashnikov has risen from $300 to $400 in the same period. The inflation in arms prices reflects Iraq’s plunge toward civil war but, largely unnoticed by the outside world, the Sunni insurgency has also changed. The conflict into which 20,000 more American troops will be catapulted over the next few weeks is very different to the one their comrades experienced even a year ago.
you see, a quick search over at Impact Guns shows that you can pick up an AK-47 for $450-800 and you can get a box of 1000 rounds for it for a mere $172.99... And remember, that is in America... a country that generally frowns on people owning AK-47s... now I know that those are only semi-auto civilian versions, but the point is the same... for the cost of weapons in Iraq to go up over 200% in a year, that means that there is a much smaller supply... which to me means that we are having a significant impact on the ability of the terrorists to acquire weapons. And no matter how you look at it, that is a good thing, hopefully one day it will be more expensive to fight than it is to be nice. Read more!

Spies like us

From Yahoo News:

Egyptian authorities on Saturday detained an Al-Jazeera journalist for fabricating scenes of torture staged inside mock Egyptian police stations, but the pan-Arab network said the footage was created with actors for a documentary film.
the article further states:
An arts committee affiliated with the Interior Ministry viewed the tapes and said they showed "unedited scenes of fabricated torture incidents, and assaults by individuals wearing police uniforms on others playing roles of male and female suspects inside studios decorated to look like police stations," the statement said. The tapes have not been made public.
Now I have long believed that the war against radical Islam is not only a clash and war of cultures, religions and ideologies, but that it is also a war of propaganda. This is just one more tiny bit of the proof of that. This war will probably not be won with bullets and bombs, but with words and video clips... sure the bullets and the bombs help, but the Jihad's know that if they play enough sad, gruesome or terrifying videos on American TV, that they will win... I just hope that you all recognize when you are being spoon fed the BS.

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Saturday, January 13, 2007

I'll take lawsuit lotteries for $85,000,000 please Alex

From Yahoo News:

A day after filing a lawsuit, casino mogul Steve Wynn said Friday that Lloyd's of London has made an offer to settle his $54 million claim of lost value for a Picasso after Wynn accidentally poked a hole in the canvas with his elbow.
OK, so this guy sues his insurance company because he was negligent and damaged his own painting. Now, I'm no lawyer, but every insurance police I've ever seen had exclusion clauses for gross negligence. I say screw him, let him cry over his own damn mistake.


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After I'm married I'd like to be addressed as Mr. Misses

I wasnt going to touch this one, but SondraK had such a good pic on her site that I felt i had to weigh in.

Mike Buday isn’t married to his last name. In fact, he and his fiancee decided before they wed that he would take hers. But Buday was stunned to learn that he couldn't simply become Mike Bijon when they married in 2005.
ok, so this guy needs to grow a pair... seriously... I can understand not liking your name, but wanting to take your wife's name... next we have afternoon bonding sessions over Oprah, and intimate discussions during Wife Swap and Super Nanny in the evenings Read more!

Honey bee flaming...

From The News-Press:

Ok, had to laugh out loud at this one and I thought id share.

An attempt to keep bees at bay has one Cape Coral man out at least $500.

Franklyn Pigott Jr., 38, was attempting to kill take out a bees nest on the
outside wall of his home on N.W. 18th Avenue on Wednesday and ended up catching
his house on fire.

According to a police incident report filed by officer A.W. Arroyo, Pigott
was using a product called Real Kill Indoor Fogger, which he mixed with
WD-40, and it turned into a "flame-thrower," which melted the vinyl siding
of the house.

The damage is estimated at about $500, and Pigott indicated he will repair
the siding himself.
Another one from Florida Cracker Read more!

Anyone else remember that perv teacher in High School?

from CBS News:

A high school teacher was charged under Texas' "peeping Tom" law with videotaping girls' wrestling matches for his sexual enjoyment.

Police said David Ware, 28, often zoomed in for close-up shots of the girls' crotches.

Authorities say the first-year speech and drama teacher plans to turn himself in this week to Grand Prairie, Texas, police to face charges of improper visual recording, which carries up to two years in prison and a $10,000 fine.
Ok, while I have to agree that the actions of this teacher are creepy, and perhaps even enough to get him fired, I just cant see charging him with a crime like this... I mean first of all, he has a valid point, the law is so vague that every fan that takes pictures of the football cheerleaders could be charged with a crime... I'm just glad that no laws like this existed back in the day when I used to go to all those wet T-shirt contests... and I wont even talk about topless karaoke night...

Hat tip to Florida Cracker Read more!

Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.

From The Scotsman:

This is a great article this Scottish sniper describes one of his kills.

"He was just standing there. It was beautiful. He was only exposed a few seconds.

"I didn't need to adjust my rifle sights as they were set right from the previous day.

"Just like in training, I breathed slowly, inhaled and pulled the trigger.

"The 338 calibre bullet travels at about 800 metres a second so it would have taken just over a second to reach him.

"He was hit full in the upper chest. It took him a couple of seconds to drop but I knew he was slotted [dead].

"If one of these big 338 rounds hits you in the chest, even from that distance, it will cause a lethal amount of damage.

Afterwards, he celebrates his first combat kill with a good cigar... I say, send him a box of cigars Read more!

Our first nominee for the express lane to the gallows

From FOX News:

RALEIGH, N.C. — A mother found her 4-year-old daughter decapitated in her home, and police issued an arrest warrant for the girl's father.

John Patrick Violette, 37, was last seen driving a Buick station wagon near his home Friday afternoon in Clayton, about 15 miles southeast of Raleigh, said Clayton Police Chief Glen Allen. Violette's wife, Amber Violette, called 911 that evening, saying she had found her daughter, Katlin, with her head severed from her body, he said.
ok, so we are gonna file this one under, "no need to keep them alive" I can only hope that this SOB isn't captured alive by the police... I really don't see any reason why my tax dollars should pay for this guys 20 year stay on death row. oh, wait, we aren't using death row right now cus it might be cruel and unusual punishment... screw that... I say hang the bastard. hanging, while it might be cruel, it definitely isn't unusual, and therefore doesn't meet the constitutional requirement of cruel and unusual. Read more!

Friday, January 12, 2007

The fat, the drunk, the Marines

From Yahoo News

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. troops were fatter and drank harder in 2005 than before the Iraq war started, according a Pentagon survey of more than 16,000 service members released on Friday.
Good, heres to hopin that our boys eat good, drink good and continue to kill the scum of the earth.


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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Presidential Speech

From Drudge:

EMBARGOED UNTIL DELIVERY: ADDRESS OF THE PRESIDENT TO THE NATION
Wed Jan 10 2007 20:22:00 ET

[As Prepared for Delivery]

Good evening. Tonight in Iraq, the Armed Forces of the United States are engaged in a struggle that will determine the direction of the global war on terror – and our safety here at home. The new strategy I outline tonight will change America’s course in Iraq, and help us succeed in the fight against terror.

When I addressed you just over a year ago, nearly 12 million Iraqis had cast their ballots for a unified and democratic nation. The elections of 2005 were a stunning achievement. We thought that these elections would bring the Iraqis together – and that as we trained Iraqi security forces, we could accomplish our mission with fewer American troops.

But in 2006, the opposite happened. The violence in Iraq – particularly in Baghdad – overwhelmed the political gains the Iraqis had made. Al Qaeda terrorists and Sunni insurgents recognized the mortal danger that Iraq’s elections posed for their cause. And they responded with outrageous acts of murder aimed at innocent Iraqis. They blew up one of the holiest shrines in Shia Islam – the Golden Mosque of Samarra – in a calculated effort to provoke Iraq’s Shia population to retaliate. Their strategy worked. Radical Shia elements, some supported by Iran, formed death squads. And the result was a vicious cycle of sectarian violence that continues today.

The situation in Iraq is unacceptable to the American people – and it is unacceptable to me. Our troops in Iraq have fought bravely. They have done everything we have asked them to do. Where mistakes have been made, the responsibility rests with me.

It is clear that we need to change our strategy in Iraq. So my national security team, military commanders, and diplomats conducted a comprehensive review. We consulted Members of Congress from both parties, allies abroad, and distinguished outside experts. We benefited from the thoughtful recommendations of the Iraq Study Group – a bipartisan panel led by former Secretary of State James Baker and former Congressman Lee Hamilton. In our discussions, we all agreed that there is no magic formula for success in Iraq. And one message came through loud and clear: Failure in Iraq would be a disaster for the United States.

The consequences of failure are clear: Radical Islamic extremists would grow in strength and gain new recruits. They would be in a better position to topple moderate governments, create chaos in the region, and use oil revenues to fund their ambitions. Iran would be emboldened in its pursuit of nuclear weapons. Our enemies would have a safe haven from which to plan and launch attacks on the American people. On September the 11th, 2001, we saw what a refuge for extremists on the other side of the world could bring to the streets of our own cities. For the safety of our people, America must succeed in Iraq.

The most urgent priority for success in Iraq is security, especially in Baghdad. Eighty percent of Iraq’s sectarian violence occurs within 30 miles of the capital. This violence is splitting Baghdad into sectarian enclaves, and shaking the confidence of all Iraqis. Only the Iraqis can end the sectarian violence and secure their people. And their government has put forward an aggressive plan to do it.

Our past efforts to secure Baghdad failed for two principal reasons: There were not enough Iraqi and American troops to secure neighborhoods that had been cleared of terrorists and insurgents. And there were too many restrictions on the troops we did have. Our military commanders reviewed the new Iraqi plan to ensure that it addressed these mistakes. They report that it does. They also report that this plan can work.

Let me explain the main elements of this effort: The Iraqi government will appoint a military commander and two deputy commanders for their capital. The Iraqi government will deploy Iraqi Army and National Police brigades across Baghdad’s nine districts. When these forces are fully deployed, there will be 18 Iraqi Army and National Police brigades committed to this effort – along with local police. These Iraqi forces will operate from local police stations – conducting patrols, setting up checkpoints, and going door-to-door to gain the trust of Baghdad residents.

This is a strong commitment. But for it to succeed, our commanders say the Iraqis will need our help. So America will change our strategy to help the Iraqis carry out their campaign to put down sectarian violence – and bring security to the people of Baghdad. This will require increasing American force levels. So I have committed more than 20,000 additional American troops to Iraq. The vast majority of them – five brigades – will be deployed to Baghdad. These troops will work alongside Iraqi units and be embedded in their formations. Our troops will have a well-defined mission: to help Iraqis clear and secure neighborhoods, to help them protect the local population, and to help ensure that the Iraqi forces left behind are capable of providing the security that Baghdad needs.

Many listening tonight will ask why this effort will succeed when previous operations to secure Baghdad did not. Here are the differences: In earlier operations, Iraqi and American forces cleared many neighborhoods of terrorists and insurgents – but when our forces moved on to other targets, the killers returned. This time, we will have the force levels we need to hold the areas that have been cleared. In earlier operations, political and sectarian interference prevented Iraqi and American forces from going into neighborhoods that are home to those fueling the sectarian violence. This time, Iraqi and American forces will have a green light to enter these neighborhoods – and Prime Minister Maliki has pledged that political or sectarian interference will not be tolerated.

I have made it clear to the Prime Minister and Iraq’s other leaders that America’s commitment is not open-ended. If the Iraqi government does not follow through on its promises, it will lose the support of the American people – and it will lose the support of the Iraqi people. Now is the time to act. The Prime Minister understands this. Here is what he told his people just last week: “The Baghdad security plan will not provide a safe haven for any outlaws, regardless of [their] sectarian or political affiliation.”

This new strategy will not yield an immediate end to suicide bombings, assassinations, or IED attacks. Our enemies in Iraq will make every effort to ensure that our television screens are filled with images of death and suffering. Yet over time, we can expect to see Iraqi troops chasing down murderers, fewer brazen acts of terror, and growing trust and cooperation from Baghdad’s residents. When this happens, daily life will improve, Iraqis will gain confidence in their leaders, and the government will have the breathing space it needs to make progress in other critical areas. Most of Iraq’s Sunni and Shia want to live together in peace – and reducing the violence in Baghdad will help make reconciliation possible.

A successful strategy for Iraq goes beyond military operations. Ordinary Iraqi citizens must see that military operations are accompanied by visible improvements in their neighborhoods and communities. So America will hold the Iraqi government to the benchmarks it has announced.

To establish its authority, the Iraqi government plans to take responsibility for security in all of Iraq’s provinces by November. To give every Iraqi citizen a stake in the country’s economy, Iraq will pass legislation to share oil revenues among all Iraqis. To show that it is committed to delivering a better life, the Iraqi government will spend 10 billion dollars of its own money on reconstruction and infrastructure projects that will create new jobs. To empower local leaders, Iraqis plan to hold provincial elections later this year. And to allow more Iraqis to re-enter their nation’s political life, the government will reform de-Baathification laws – and establish a fair process for considering amendments to Iraq’s constitution.

America will change our approach to help the Iraqi government as it works to meet these benchmarks. In keeping with the recommendations of the Iraq Study Group, we will increase the embedding of American advisers in Iraqi Army units – and partner a Coalition brigade with every Iraqi Army division. We will help the Iraqis build a larger and better-equipped Army – and we will accelerate the training of Iraqi forces, which remains the essential U.S. security mission in Iraq. We will give our commanders and civilians greater flexibility to spend funds for economic assistance. We will double the number of Provincial Reconstruction Teams. These teams bring together military and civilian experts to help local Iraqi communities pursue reconciliation, strengthen moderates, and speed the transition to Iraqi self reliance. And Secretary Rice will soon appoint a reconstruction coordinator in Baghdad to ensure better results for economic assistance being spent in Iraq.

As we make these changes, we will continue to pursue al Qaeda and foreign fighters. Al Qaeda is still active in Iraq. Its home base is Anbar Province. Al Qaeda has helped make Anbar the most violent area of Iraq outside the capital. A captured al Qaeda document describes the terrorists’ plan to infiltrate and seize control of the province. This would bring al Qaeda closer to its goals of taking down Iraq’s democracy, building a radical Islamic empire, and launching new attacks on the United States at home and abroad.

Our military forces in Anbar are killing and capturing al Qaeda leaders – and protecting the local population. Recently, local tribal leaders have begun to show their willingness to take on al Qaeda. As a result, our commanders believe we have an opportunity to deal a serious blow to the terrorists. So I have given orders to increase American forces in Anbar Province by 4,000 troops. These troops will work with Iraqi and tribal forces to step up the pressure on the terrorists. America’s men and women in uniform took away al Qaeda’s safe haven in Afghanistan – and we will not allow them to re-establish it in Iraq.

Succeeding in Iraq also requires defending its territorial integrity – and stabilizing the region in the face of the extremist challenge. This begins with addressing Iran and Syria. These two regimes are allowing terrorists and insurgents to use their territory to move in and out of Iraq. Iran is providing material support for attacks on American troops. We will disrupt the attacks on our forces. We will interrupt the flow of support from Iran and Syria. And we will seek out and destroy the networks providing advanced weaponry and training to our enemies in Iraq.

We are also taking other steps to bolster the security of Iraq and protect American interests in the Middle East. I recently ordered the deployment of an additional carrier strike group to the region. We will expand intelligence sharing – and deploy Patriot air defense systems to reassure our friends and allies. We will work with the governments of Turkey and Iraq to help them resolve problems along their border. And we will work with others to prevent Iran from gaining nuclear weapons and dominating the region.

We will use America’s full diplomatic resources to rally support for Iraq from nations throughout the Middle East. Countries like Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Jordan, and the Gulf States need to understand that an American defeat in Iraq would create a new sanctuary for extremists – and a strategic threat to their survival. These nations have a stake in a successful Iraq that is at peace with its neighbors – and they must step up their support for Iraq’s unity government. We endorse the Iraqi government’s call to finalize an International Compact that will bring new economic assistance in exchange for greater economic reform. And on Friday, Secretary Rice will leave for the region – to build support for Iraq, and continue the urgent diplomacy required to help bring peace to the Middle East.

The challenge playing out across the broader Middle East is more than a military conflict. It is the decisive ideological struggle of our time. On one side are those who believe in freedom and moderation. On the other side are extremists who kill the innocent, and have declared their intention to destroy our way of life. In the long run, the most realistic way to protect the American people is to provide a hopeful alternative to the hateful ideology of the enemy – by advancing liberty across a troubled region. It is in the interests of the United States to stand with the brave men and women who are risking their lives to claim their freedom – and help them as they work to raise up just and hopeful societies across the Middle East.

From Afghanistan to Lebanon to the Palestinian Territories, millions of ordinary people are sick of the violence, and want a future of peace and opportunity for their children. And they are looking at Iraq. They want to know: Will America withdraw and yield the future of that country to the extremists – or will we stand with the Iraqis who have made the choice for freedom?

The changes I have outlined tonight are aimed at ensuring the survival of a young democracy that is fighting for its life in a part of the world of enormous importance to American security. Let me be clear: The terrorists and insurgents in Iraq are without conscience, and they will make the year ahead bloody and violent. Even if our new strategy works exactly as planned, deadly acts of violence will continue – and we must expect more Iraqi and American casualties. The question is whether our new strategy will bring us closer to success. I believe that it will.

Victory will not look like the ones our fathers and grandfathers achieved. There will be no surrender ceremony on the deck of a battleship. But victory in Iraq will bring something new in the Arab world – a functioning democracy that polices its territory, upholds the rule of law, respects fundamental human liberties, and answers to its people. A democratic Iraq will not be perfect. But it will be a country that fights terrorists instead of harboring them – and it will help bring a future of peace and security for our children and grandchildren.

Our new approach comes after consultations with Congress about the different courses we could take in Iraq. Many are concerned that the Iraqis are becoming too dependent on the United States – and therefore, our policy should focus on protecting Iraq’s borders and hunting down al Qaeda. Their solution is to scale back America’s efforts in Baghdad – or announce the phased withdrawal of our combat forces. We carefully considered these proposals. And we concluded that to step back now would force a collapse of the Iraqi government, tear that country apart, and result in mass killings on an unimaginable scale. Such a scenario would result in our troops being forced to stay in Iraq even longer, and confront an enemy that is even more lethal. If we increase our support at this crucial moment, and help the Iraqis break the current cycle of violence, we can hasten the day our troops begin coming home.

In the days ahead, my national security team will fully brief Congress on our new strategy. If Members have improvements that can be made, we will make them. If circumstances change, we will adjust. Honorable people have different views, and they will voice their criticisms. It is fair to hold our views up to scrutiny. And all involved have a responsibility to explain how the path they propose would be more likely to succeed.

Acting on the good advice of Senator Joe Lieberman and other key members of Congress, we will form a new, bipartisan working group that will help us come together across party lines to win the war on terror. This group will meet regularly with me and my Administration, and it will help strengthen our relationship with Congress. We can begin by working together to increase the size of the active Army and Marine Corps, so that America has the Armed Forces we need for the 21st century. We also need to examine ways to mobilize talented American civilians to deploy overseas – where they can help build democratic institutions in communities and nations recovering from war and tyranny.

In these dangerous times, the United States is blessed to have extraordinary and selfless men and women willing to step forward and defend us. These young Americans understand that our cause in Iraq is noble and necessary – and that the advance of freedom is the calling of our time. They serve far from their families, who make the quiet sacrifices of lonely holidays and empty chairs at the dinner table. They have watched their comrades give their lives to ensure our liberty. We mourn the loss of every fallen American – and we owe it to them to build a future worthy of their sacrifice.

Fellow citizens: The year ahead will demand more patience, sacrifice, and resolve. It can be tempting to think that America can put aside the burdens of freedom. Yet times of testing reveal the character of a Nation. And throughout our history, Americans have always defied the pessimists and seen our faith in freedom redeemed. Now America is engaged in a new struggle that will set the course for a new century. We can and we will prevail.

We go forward with trust that the Author of Liberty will guide us through these trying hours. Thank you and good night.
Ill comment on this later... ok its later.... wow, all i can say is that its not a bad plan... it might even work if we can get the support here at home to actually pull it off.
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Homelessness

From FOX News:

Study shows that there are an estimated nearly 750,000 homeless in the united states... this is actually a lower number than I would have thought. I know that most of those are people that are either homeless by choice, laziness or for medical reasons. I have to be an advocate of one of the ideas I've heard Neal Boortz propose:
Use several of the old, decommissioned military bases that are spread throughout the country, and set up camps for them. Set up free room and board, free medical care and free job training and education. In return, they agree to live drug and alcohol free. They live and work on the base, with the plan/hope to eventually rejoin society as a functional member that contributes to the world. If they break the drug/alcohol rule, they are out... if they commit a crime, they go to jail.... if they need mental health care, they get it... the tax payers don't have to worry about them destroying the cities, being pushy or committing crimes... it would be considerably cheaper to run a program like this than it is currently to patrol for the problems that this community creates... i would support entrance to a program like this being mandatory, but continuance would have to be optional... most jurisdictions already have laws against vagrancy so you just make it part of the sentence to attend this camp... and then after 3 or 6 months, if they want to leave, they can, further arrests would involve jail sentences... Read more!

Breaking news out of Chicago

From Human Events

ok this is funny as hell, so I'm gonna post the whole thing.

CHICAGO—The debut of a new theme restaurant in suburban Chicago featuring a menu of foods forbidden by Islamic law and waitresses clad in revealing uniforms has sparked an uproar among local Muslims who claim the restaurant is an affront to Islam.

The December 27 opening of a Burqa King franchise in Winnetka and the subsequent furor over the establishment’s dining theme has drawn the attention of local Muslim clerics and activists, and aimed a spotlight on former Bush Administration Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.

Officials with Winnetka Holy Outreach to Counsel and Advise Islamic Religious Sects (WHOCAIRS) announced Wednesday that they would organize a demonstration and prayer vigil outside the newly opened restaurant near the intersection of Tower and Foxdale Road to protest what one organizer called the restaurant’s “insensitivity to culinary diversity.”

“Not only can Muslims not sit at the lunch counter here, Muslims cannot even enter this den of humiliation,” said WHOCAIRS Executive Director Ibrahim Bertrand-Reynolds. “This establishment represents a new low in offensiveness.”

Critics noted the Burqa King menu, which features a variety of haram, or unlawful food in Muslim culture, includes frog legs and pork rinds as appetizers; slabs of barbecued pork ribs, blood sausage and ham as entrees; and desserts made from gelatin produced from pork byproducts. All fried food served at Burqa King is cooked in lard, which contains pig fat and is subsequently forbidden by Islamic law.

The restaurant serves beer and has applied for a liquor license with plans to open a full-service bar on the premises. Traditional Muslims are not permitted to consume alcohol except for medicinal purposes.

“To offer only food that is not halal (lawful) is just another egregious example of the indignity we must endure,” said Omar al Akbar al Abdul, an imam from nearby Northbrook

The manager of the restaurant, 53-year-old Craig Baker of Champaign-Urbana, admitted al Akbar al Abdul and others were entitled to their opinion but said he was not considering any changes in response to the planned protests. “These people need to get a hobby or something. I mean, it’s a restaurant, OK?” said Baker. “Besides, what are they gonna do, like, saw my head off with a dull knife on the Internet?”

The nature of the food at Burqa King is not the only thing upsetting area Muslims. Waitresses are required to wear abbreviated burqas with sheer veils, stockings and garters, and high heeled shoes, revealing more of their bodies than the traditional garment worn by many Muslim women.

“This is a great disgrace upon the burqa and the modesty of our women,” said Abdul al Omar al Akbar, a Muslim activist from Chicago. “Humiliating Muslim women in such a way is not in keeping with our long tradition of forbidding women from learning to read, drive or balance a checkbook.”

There is also speculation that political overtones accompanied the opening of this particular Burqa King. Al Akbar al Abdul questioned whether the restaurant was located in Winnetka as a way of honoring Rumsfeld, who was born there in 1932.

“I cannot remain silent when this Satan [Rumsfeld] is honored by the opening of such an offensive establishment,” said al Akbar al Abdul, who threatened additional prayer protests on the H Concourse at Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport if the restaurant is not forced by village officials to change its menu or close.

Others in the religious community were less concerned with the establishment. “I keep Kosher, they don’t keep Kosher. This bothers me why?” said Rabbi Shlomo Garfinkle with the Temple Bnai Shalom synagogue in Skokie. Jews also do not eat the types of food offered on the Burqa King menu, but Garfinkle failed to understand the intensity of the furor. “All this mishegas over a menu? I don’t eat pork either, but I have better things to do.”
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Occupation of Iraq?

From NewsMax

America's first Muslim member of congress thinks that we are occupiers?

Ellison argued that President Bush's expected plan to send 20,000 more troops to Iraq is "way too late, way too little" to make a difference.

"So rather than do something small and ineffective, why not get about the business of what we're going to have to do eventually, which is to begin to end the occupation?" he said.

oh, wait, theres more:

Bush is expected to ask Congress for $100 billion in additional funds for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

"I want to see (the request) first, I want to actually look at it, but I'm not inclined to continue to support a war or an occupation that he has no plans to get us out of, and which is so costly in terms of dollars and lives of American soldiers - but also Iraqis," Ellison said.

Pardon my language, but WHAT THE FUCK? This guy is insane... No, wait... nahh hes just trying to undermine this country... next he'll call for Sharia Courts and laws. Read more!

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And one more tiny sliver of freedom goes up in smoke

From BretBart

BANGOR, Maine (AP) -- The Bangor City Council approved a measure Monday that prohibits people from smoking in vehicles when children are present.

When the law goes into effect next week, Bangor will become the first municipality in Maine to have such a law. Similar statewide measures have been adopted in Arkansas and Louisiana and are under consideration in several other states.

After I got done beating my head on a wall, I thought about this a little bit. On one hand, the city seems to be trying to protect children that cannot protect themselves, and that is never a bad thing. On the other hand, how dare you tell me what I can and cant do in my own car and with my own children. A few questions come to mind too:
  • Are they going to post signs at every entrance point to the city? I'm willing to bet that they don't, and they just harass people because they know they can get revenue out of it.
  • This law applies to all minors(under 18) So if a 17 year old is driving with 3 friends all under 18 and the driver is smoking, they can pull the driver over and issue him 3 fines?
  • Whats next? How long before someone passes a law saying I cant put salt on my kids meal because it might harm him?
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Undocumented... Nope, looks like they actually are.

From The Washington Post

The Justice findings by department Inspector General Glenn A. Fine examined the criminal histories of 100 illegal immigrants arrested and then released by local and state authorities in 2004, the latest complete data available. Of the sample group of 100, according to the audit, 73 immigrants were later arrested a collective 429 times _ on charges ranging from traffic tickets to weapons and drug charges.
Ok, thats 5.87 arrests per person... Thats exactly 5.85 more arrests than I've had in my entire life (I'm counting a traffic ticket as .01) Now, I do realize that that number does not mention convictions and that it is entirely possible to be arrested without getting charged or convicted of a crime, but I propose that it is highly unlikely to be arrested 6 times in a year for nothing. Also lets consider the cost... Let's say that it costs $1000 to arrest someone and deal with all the logistics, paperwork, overtime, resources, wages and equipment costs. We are talking over $400,000 spent on nothing. I highly doubt that it cost $1000 per arrest, I suspect that the number is a lot higher... It just baffles me that people can continuously get away with this crap an no one does anything about it. Ammo is cheap, I say start using it...


Or... Build a dammed wall!!!

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More crying for the poor helpless citizens of New Orleans

From FOX News

Nagin acknowledged the criminal justice breakdown extended beyond the police force and said a corps of volunteers will be recruited to monitor homicide cases moving through the courts. "We're sending a signal that the system that used to allow you to commit a murder and there were no consequences is over. It has been easier to commit a murder than another crime in New Orleans," Nagin said.

Also Tuesday, Sen. Mary Landrieu called on the Federal Emergency Management Agency to share more information on trailer residents with police, especially in New Orleans.

Law enforcement officials say the large trailer sites — where about 3,000 people still live in New Orleans — have turned into hot spots for drug dealers, prostitutes and even murderers. FEMA has been very tightlipped about who is living at the sites, which has hindered police work, St. Bernard Parish Sheriff Jack Stephens said.

Ok, so apparently at one point it was ok to commit murder?

And furthermore, if you have a neighborhood that is full of human trash, you have two choices: you either help the decent, hardworking people that are caught in the middle of it to change the way things are done. Or you bring in the bulldozers and make a parking lot. Being poor is not an excuse for acting like an animal, and while there is nothing wrong with being poor, I firmly stand by the idea that the only person that can help you succeed is yourself. Sorry i have no sympathy for those that choose to live like animals. Read more!

Life, Liberty and the Persuit of Coffee

From the Boston Herald

A wheelchair-bound Weymouth man suffering from multiple sclerosis says he’s being denied his right to a hot cup of coffee at Dunkin’ Donuts.
Donald Hayes said he’s bought coffee before by driving his motorized wheelchair up to the drive-up window at a Dunkin’ Donuts shop in the middle of a Weymouth shopping-market parking lot.
But now, that Dunkin’ store, which has no inside seating and only serves drive-up customers, has told him he can’t use the window anymore and refused him service, citing traffic safety concerns.
“It’s discrimination,” said Hayes, 54, who says he’s an ordained minister with an online following.
Hayes said he’s thinking of taking legal action if he can’t whirl up to the window to get his java.
“I’m just defending my rights,” Hayes said. “I’m not looking for monetary compensation.”
How about the rights of ordinary citizens to not have to be in danger of running your crippled ass over? You do not have a right to have a cup of coffee! Read more!

So, the Dems want socialism.

From FOX News

As their second bill since taking control of Congress, House Democrats moved toward passing legislation Wednesday that would boost the federal minimum wage from $5.15 to $7.25 an hour over 26 months. It's one of their top priorities.
Oh, joy! Say goodbye to the dollar menu at McDonald's. No more bag boys carrying your groceries to your car. Ohhh and lets not forget, higher prices for everyone.
"Minimum wage workers desperately need a raise," said Rep. George Miller, D-Calif., author of the legislation. "If we truly value work, then we have to ensure that it is fairly rewarded," he said.
Oh, cry me a freakin river! You know what I did when I realized that i couldnt live off the money I was making? I got a better job!!!


UPDATE: the bill passed the house today with a vote of 315-116 /sigh


MORE: The BBC is reporting on the sob story of a "typical" minimum wage worker. Problem is, the person they are talking about is a divorced woman, with an arrest history stemming from a fight with her teenage son. She has grown children with families, but still lives in a shit hole and works for minimum wage? hmmm, to me she is either a scumbag of a mother who's kids want nothing to do with her. Or her ex-husband and kids are the scumbags and they screwed her over... I'm more inclined to believe the first is the truth, namely because any woman would have taken her husband to the cleaners if it was his fault that they divorced. also what the hell is a woman in the financial situation of worrying about having a place to live doing trying to pay $40 a month on a credit card... I'm sorry, but i would spend that money on food. And, shes only working one job why? Hell, I worked 3 jobs at a time at one point in my life. I have a hard time feeling sorry for someone that isn't actually doing everything they can to try to make it. These are the same kind of people that stayed in New Orleans in the days before Katrina hit saying to themselves "I'll be ok, the government will help me if I need it.

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